12 Adorably Cheesy Homecoming Pick-Up Lines (Guaranteed to Maybe Work)

Olivia Baltz

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Okay, we all know Homecoming is just around the corner and some people might need a little help to get the ball rolling with asking someone (some assembly required, just attach the whole “Will you go to Homecoming with me?” at the end). Here are a few quality pick-up lines to get things moving…

– “I was looking through the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours.”
– “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”
– “Out of the 26 letters of the alphabet there are 5 letters that describe you…U, R, A, Q,T.”
– “Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
– “Are you a short stick and I a coating of red phosphorus? Because I believe we are a match.”
– “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe.”
– “I donut want to go to homecoming with anyone else but you.” (Donuts required).
– “Of all the fish in the sea will you go to homecoming with me?”
– “Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.”
– “Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.”
– “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
These are just a few of the many awesome ways to ask that special someone to Homecoming without feeling the pressure to come up with something on your own.

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