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What To Do When You Have Literally Zero Spring Break Plans

31. Play indie music in an eno like former editor Griffen Price.

31. Play indie music in an eno like former editor Griffen Price.

31. Play indie music in an eno like former editor Griffen Price.

31. Play indie music in an eno like former editor Griffen Price.

  1. go on a hike
  2. get lost on hike and and locate trail head
  3. vow never to go on hike again
  4. find lost, dirty cat
  5. wash cat in water
  6. discover cat is actually a skunk
  7. wash yourself in tomato juice
  8. listen to music
  9. discover German rock band
  10. pretend you know German (when in reality, you’re making this all up) and jam out to German rock band
  11. accidentally leave music volume on too loud and ruin your ears next time you turn your car on
  12. binge watch New Girl
  13. select “Yes” when Netflix asks you if you’re still watching
  14. wipe those chip crumbs off yourself, you lazy heathen
  15. discover an urban Mediterranean restaurant
  16. get food poisoning from said restaurant
  17. go to cupcake ATM on 12 South and take clichéd pic with cupcake in front of “I Believe in Nashville” wall
  18. complain about all your friends being gone on spring break
  19. mourn the temporary demise of Sidco Waffle House
  20. see how long you can go without getting out of your bed
  21. revive Flappy Bird
  22. go to pet store for the sole reason of holding a bunny and putting said bunny on your snapchat story
  23. dust off your chacos and start working on the sought-after chaco tan
  24. live out of your eno in the woods
  25. okay, the woods might be roughing it too hard. How about Sevier park?
  26. try every flavor of Las Paletas’ popsicles, including the rose flavor, while you’re there
  27. go for a run to burn off all those Popsicle calories
  28. treat yo’ self for such a good run with binging on Jeni’s
  29. collapse when you realize that school’s not actually over
  30. dress in all black and hold a sacred funeral for the short-lived SB2k16
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